What Happened When The Oath of Office Got Trampled?
Submitted by legality on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 14:07.
It's obvious: Chief Justice Roberts is an appointee of GWB, to whom he also owes his powers of oratory.
8% (5 votes)
Before departing the old administration, Republican staff switched Roberts' cue card to a comic strip of Bazooka Joe.
2% (1 vote)
This was a pure case of the battle between the Executive branch and the Judiciary.
5% (3 votes)
Obama won. Roberts later had to show up at the White House for a paddling.
17% (11 votes)
The Chief Justice had already inked Don't Fall ! on his left hand and Don't Faint! on his right.
9% (6 votes)
The Chief Justice snoozed during the dress rehearsal.
3% (2 votes)
The Chief Justice thought he was supposed to recite: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
2% (1 vote)
The Chief Justice was thinking, "I wish we had him on the bench instead of Clarence Thomas."
3% (2 votes)
As soon as he messed up, the Chief Justice was heard to mumble, "Fuck did you do, Mcnulty!"
51% (33 votes)
Chief Justice Roberts thought he was there to ask the new President for a new limousine..
2% (1 vote)
For some inexplicable reason, the Chief Justice's mind kept echoing, "I see tall people!"
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 65
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