HEY, YOUR NEW STIMULUS PACKAGE IS HERE! What next?
Submitted by legality on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 15:58.
Buy a used car.
5% (3 votes)
Plug it into your VCR for continued viewing pleasure.
2% (1 vote)
Make that muh fuh Madoff pick up the tab.
15% (8 votes)
Donate your share to the U. S. Postal Service to maintain unlimited delivery 6 days a week.
2% (1 vote)
Is this about steroid use in professional baseball?
4% (2 votes)
Ain't no thing -- Reminds me of the settlement agreement from my first marriage....
7% (4 votes)
Who don't like jerked pork!
22% (12 votes)
Turn down the lights, bring out the scented oil, play that hit record "Do it to me one more time," and get nekked.
2% (1 vote)
Learn how to say, "I'd like to open up a new account" in Mandarin.
2% (1 vote)
Ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"
5% (3 votes)
Refresh me. I lost track of current events when my t.v. set got hocked to buy groceries.
2% (1 vote)
Go to Disney World.
5% (3 votes)
Sell the sod off your front lawn on e Bay.
13% (7 votes)
Add water, put in microwave and heat for three minutes.
0% (0 votes)
Yell out your window, "I'm mad as hell! F--- you very much, George W!"
2% (1 vote)
Do not pass Go. Do not go to Jail. Welcome to Skid Row.
0% (0 votes)
With your proceeds, download "Tax Man" by the Beatles into your i phone.
2% (1 vote)
Buy 10 cans of Spam.
2% (1 vote)
Does this mean I don't need to get a flu shot?
4% (2 votes)
What's that ? Heck, just another elaborate pyramid scheme...
0% (0 votes)
It's unconstitutional and a global conspiracy to turn us into a third world country.
2% (1 vote)
What's in YOUR wallet?
4% (2 votes)
Total votes: 55
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