RAISE $780 BILLION CASH IN A SNAP? NO PROBLEMO! Choose the best option below.
Submitted by legality on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 20:31.
Tons of unopened, unmarked Poker decks found in White House basement. Texas Hold 'Em instruction manual incl. $10 grand ea
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Levy a flour tax on the Flea Market cake and pie ladies.
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Auction all the $3,000 toilet seats currently stockpiled in secret Pentagon warehouses.
14% (1 vote)
Hire Stringer Bell as Controller of the Currency.
14% (1 vote)
Establish fines for use of the following words from now on: Crisis, Sucks, TARP, Seriously, Derivatives, Conversate
29% (2 votes)
Establish a new government agency, the SPCT: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers
14% (1 vote)
Sell off the FEMA ice cubes still being driven around the country in refrigerated ghost trucks and intended for Katrina victims.
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Create the new PornNet: Uncensored and $.69/minute.
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Donate all old analog TV rabbit ears to developing countries; then bill them 50 bucks apiece for the power cords.
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All citizens turn in their Karaoke machines. Won't earn a damn thing, but I'll sleep better.
14% (1 vote)
Hold a tag sale to the highest bidder for Dick Cheney playbooks, saved from extinction. Example: How to Hold a Shotgun.
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Auction famous Stock Certificates, all valuable as the paper they're written on: GM, Citigroup, AIG, Fannie Mae, etc.
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Institute a Federal employee cost of living pay freeze.
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Require the divestiture of half the income received by all top executives of Wash Mu, Countrywide, Merrill Lynch and their ilk .
14% (1 vote)
All professional athletes who use performance enhancing drugs forfeit their entire salaries for the years of offense.
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License the use of these phrases: "No child left behind. Trickle down economics. Axis of evil. I've been sober."
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Total votes: 7
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