RIP, GM! Consigned Forever to the Graveyard Shift! But who deserves the World Heavyweight Title for The Biggest Lube Job?
Submitted by legality on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 15:50.
GM You said it. I mean, if your jalopy leaked $18 million/day you'd put it out of its misery, too!
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CITI Code Blue! In your "Travelers" you forgot how to make money the old fashioned way, i.e., "Earn It!"
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Bear Stearns Fool! Coulda used Mr. T. He'd a cleaned house and knocked some cents back into your negative cash flow!
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Bank of Scotland Who said, "He who pays the piper calls the tune"? Don't peek under that skirt - it ain't pretty!
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Bernie Madoff Remember the Communist motto: what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine! Wrote a song about it, here it go...
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Scripps Networks What's unbridled greed without hype! The bright side? Soon no more T V as we know it, so no more bad news!
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Merrill Lynch Clear! I feel a pulse! It's a miracle. Dr. America, that was so sexy I want to have your baby!
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S & P In bed wit da Devil! It was all a bit too brokeback, feel me?
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AIG How you want that stock certificate - embossed or in street name? But be a good citizen and don't try to cash it in yet!
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Fannie Mae Someone's fanny needs a good whoopin, alright. Back in the day that meant a little visit to the ole woodshed!
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Countrywide It's not that we don't like money. We do! But all those bad mortgages smell rotten as last year's Easter egg!
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SEC Gotta blame the government who fell asleep at the switch. Now all we can do is sit on the side watchin the train wreck!
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Lehman Yes, the rumors of its death are not exaggerated! Call it the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Putin I'm serious. He's a lethal combination of old school USSR and Russia, Inc. Trust him far as you can throw him.
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Ross Perot Where was he when we needed him? Miss those inscrutable flowcharts...
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Grandma Come on! It's my birthday! Get out and spread some of that cash around!
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What was the question? The next American Idol? What season is this anyway? Who got the swagger on, dawg?
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Total votes: 10
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