Polls
- Feel me? After all that Stimulus, what's the climax? - 5 votes - open
- UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE : Unbridled Socialism? Meet the New Boss. Same as the Old Boss! - 7 votes - open
- RIP, GM! Consigned Forever to the Graveyard Shift! But who deserves the World Heavyweight Title for The Biggest Lube Job? - 10 votes - open
- RAISE $780 BILLION CASH IN A SNAP? NO PROBLEMO! Choose the best option below. - 7 votes - open
- HEY, YOUR NEW STIMULUS PACKAGE IS HERE! What next? - 55 votes - open
- What Happened When The Oath of Office Got Trampled? - 65 votes - open
- A TALL ORDER - But Change is Good! What Should our new President Do First? - 12 votes - closed
- PHENOMENAL PHILLIES!! WHO'S THE PHINEST OF THEM ALL? This Ballclub Has Really Come Together. Pick your phavorite player! - 48 votes - closed
- GRADE THE WHITE HOUSE - PASS OR FAIL? - 128 votes - open
- FROM FREE MARKET TO FREE FALL IN SIXTY SECONDS! What's Your Most Valuable Asset? - 6 votes - open
- MCCAIN COMMENT: "It's Not the Beginning of the End; It's the End of the Beginning..." Was it Ad Lib or Was It Poetry? - 10 votes - closed
- BRO, YO, PIMP MY RIDE! Is The American Car Dead? Long Live the American Car! - 217 votes - closed
- HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A BANK Congratulations! Uncle Sam has bought a bank in your name. Make your selection here. - 85 votes - closed
- ENTER THE MCCAIN/PALIN CAMPAIGN CONTEST Choose the slogan you like the best! - 9 votes - closed
- Which of the following is the most important contest of the next six months: - 9 votes - closed


